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A SPINNER'S DICTIONARY
The twenty-second letter of the alphabet. Also, the easiest letter to use in sign language without sign language.
VACUITY
The proof that having a proper-sized brain doesn’t always translate to using it properly.
VAINGLORY
Glorifying your vain.
VANQUISH
Beating up, violence optional.
VARIEGATED
When leaves can’t decide on which colour to show.
VAUNT
Trying really hard to pass along belief to one self more than to others.
VENAL
When your principal value is greed.
VERACITY
When your principal value is honesty.
VERVE
When your principal value is passion.
VEXATIOUS
When your principal value is the love of pissing people off.
VICINITY
Nearby.
VICTUAL
Food.
VILIFY
Proving that you hate someone by talking or writing about it.
VINTNER
Making money out of sour grapes juice.
VIRTUOSITY
You know the saying practice makes perfect. Well, it should be renamed practice renders virtuosity.
VITIATE
Because ‘weaken’ sounds so negative.
VITUPERATION
Because ‘insulting’ sounds so negative.
VOLITION
The difference between wanting to do something and actually being able to do it.
VOUCHSAFE
What happens right before someone says ‘’Thanks.’’
The twenty-third letter of the alphabet. Also, the perfect letter to start a question.
WAFFLER
Only fools and dead men aren’t wafflers.
WAITPERSON
A person who waits for you to arrive, to choose, eat and pay for your meal.
WAIT STAFF
Everyone who waits for you to arrive, to choose, eat and pay for your meal.
WALLOW
Either literally physically or figuratively emotionally rolling in mud.
WAN
Writers’ complexion. Unless they write outside.
WARMONGER
What the Army would be a person.
WARRING
What a warmonger does best.
WASTREL
Work hard and no one will call you that.
WATER FEATURE
Making water flow prettier.
WAVER
When your feet or anything else starts to lose balance.
WEAN
If you’re human, you pass from your mother’s milk to any other kind of milk. If you’re another mammal, well, no more milk for you. Unless you’re a domesticated cat.
WEATHERING
Mother Nature’s power.
WEEP
When tears are coupled with sounds.
WELL-CHOSEN
Literally well chosen.
WHAP
A bitch slap.
WHEREWITHAL
The HOW, really.
WHIM
A cute out of the blue idea that probably won’t work.
WHIRLIGIG
Setting fire to someone’s hair will have that effect.
WHITE PIZZA
A disgrace unless you’re allergic to tomato (then it becomes a blessing).
WHUMP
The very last sound you want to make if you want to stay alive.
WIGGLE
How worms move. Or you, when you try on pants too tight for your waistline.
WILLY-NILLY
Will happen whether you will like it or nilly like it.
WINCE
Normal reaction to pain towards yourself or others.
WINDWARD
Important to consider before farting outside.
WINSOME
When you won some in the looks department.
WISHY-WASHY
Meh.
WOBBLE
Aggressive wiggling.
WOE
WOEFUL
Full of woe.
WONT
Something you do so often they won’t be surprised. Get it? Wont… won’t. Never mind.
WOOZINESS
A normal reaction to spinning in a swivel chair for a minute.
WORKWEEK
Worst case scenario, the amount of time per week we spend to enjoy the rest.
WORLD-WEARINESS
When you live too much that the world wears you out.
WRANGLE
The result of sitting a Democrat with a Republican and say ‘’Discuss politic’’.
WRETCH
Take away a person’s luck for so long and here’s what the person becomes.
WRITHE
When pain does what pain is supposed to do.
The twenty-fourth letter of the alphabet. Also, the best kind of file.
XERISCAPE
Landscape without any water feature… or plain normal water.
XEROGRAPHY
To expose paper to light, so it becomes electrically charged and it’ll make the powdered ink adheres.
The twenty-fifth letter of the alphabet. Also, why?
YAW
What the Titanic should’ve done.
YEARN
When wanting is an understatement.
YODEL
Music that’ll make you dream about hills that are alive with the sound of music.
YUPPIE
When what you do is worth more than what you are.
The twenty-sixth and last letter of the alphabet. Also, the sleepiest letter. Yes, I went there.
ZANY
The Three Stooges. Harry and Lloyd. Me while dancing.
ZEITGEIST
Smells like a definitive time period.
ZINGY
Me while dancing.
ZZZ
The last word of the dictionary. And what I want to do now that I finally finished the Spinner’s Dictionary.